July 18, 2004
 

Holy yikes! That thing is terrifying. It's huge, too.

I mean, sexy icecream is one thing, but what's with the top-hat? It's all a little more cabaret than I like to see in a dessert treat.

And, no. There's no longer an icecream store there. Just a gas station, and the girl in it didn't know the origins of Scary Icecream Hooker. Brrrr.