May 14, 2005

Hm. It says "City 1 Rhode Island." Big ol' Lincoln Continental. Now, it's not the Mayor of Providence -- he's a little gay dude. This was a big, shaven-headed moke. Unlikely to be some other Rhode Island city. The shields made me think Chief of Police.

I thought about rear-ending him and asking for his autograph, but I decided discretion was the better part of...whatever.